Hey, I got a joke. Mike told this to Tony the other day. There's a woman, she's pregnant with triplets. She gets shot. Several bullets in the stomach. They can't remove them, they're inside the babies. But they survived. So she thought to herself, well, I'm not gonna say nothing to him unless I have to, you know, as they get older. So she didn't sa

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Dad Jokes! @dadgivesjokes My cousin just posted "I'm expecting twins" So I replied, "Finally 2 kids from the same man" Now I'm blocked

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Dad Jokes! @dadgivesjokes My cousin just posted "I'm expecting twins" So I replied, "Finally 2 kids from the same man" Now I'm blocked

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